Thursday, 19 November 2009

Suzie Q's Ego Room For Sale, Essex


Leather rock chickypie Suzie Quatro is suffering from empty nest syndrome– according to the Telegraph. Indeed since 2008 she has been tryin to flog her vast pile ‘Hyde Hall’ for £2,300,000 through country house specialists Strutt & Parker.

Back in 1972 Quatro's debut single "Rolling Stone" did not achieve popularity anywhere except in Portugal, where it hit number one in the charts. However, she did hit the big time a year later with 'Can The Can' and then followed that up with a string of singles such as Devil Gate Drive, 48 Crash and Daytona Demon. By this time Quatro was a star, famous for her leather catsuit and rock-chick attitude.

However to the Hound she will always be Leather Tuscadero from Happy Days. Leather T fronted an all-girl rock band and she was the younger sister of Fonzie's girlfriend- hotrod driver Pinky Tuscadero.... Happy Days indeed.....



More recently though, Quatro has tried her hand at reality TV in the form of 'Trust me I’m a beauty therapist' – a show broadcast on Five in which eight British celebrities trained to become beauticians in a South Wales beauty salon..... They had to perform such tasks as, cutting hair, giving massages, applying fake tan, giving manicures, pedicures and waxing. Magic!



Anyway take a peek around her rock pad ……. It’s a handsome timber framed Elizabethan manor in a wonderful rural setting of apparently undulating open countryside in the Chelmer valley, Essex. According to agents this facilitates numerous leisure pursuits such as rural walks and golf! How surprisingly un-rock and roll! … there’s no leather in sight, not even on the sofas and it’s all very traditional with more oak stained beams than you can shake a stick at…plus you get loads of leaded windows and immaculate white carpets, roaring fires and a wine cellar.



The empty nest is spread across 4776 sq ft on three floors with eight bedrooms, several studies and three large entertaining rooms on the ground floor, a walled garden, a former moat and best of all – an ego room – what the hell goes on in there????

Look closely though and ….. there’s a few intact guitars, the odd framed gold & platinum discs etc. which indicate the presence of a rock et roll star. Reportedly Quatro has had the house feng shui’d- and for those who believe in such things.... the place comes with a few benign ghosts that apparently still haunt this spread – they help her to create, she says, and she likes having them around…. lovely

Check it out here and here

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Mayfair Home of The Duchess & The Headless Man



This glorious bathroom was once the setting for the most celebrated of high-class-high-society sex scandals that rocked 1960's London. It's also fresh from refurbishment and along with the rest of the house - now for sale at £17,500,000 so join the Hound and let us takes a peep through the keyhole of notorious 48 Upper Grosvenor Street .....

Life.... you always get more than you bargain'd for.... take, for example, legendary society beauty - Margaret, the Duchess of Argyll - who once popped out from her Mayfair townhouse to visit the chiropodist on nearby Bond Street. She was probably expecting an afternoon of soothing massage and some corn treatment but what she actually got was a near fatal fall forty feet down an elevator shaft and a very nasty bang to the head.



After her recovery, the Duchess's friends noted that not only had she lost all sense of taste and smell due to nerve damage but she also had become sexually voracious to the point of nymphomania...... hmmm strange ... Anyway she began to dispense advice such as ... "go to bed - early and often" and indeed she did.... In fact .... Marge went to bed quite so early and quite so often .... that her husband, the Duke, could take no more. He accused her of cuckolding him with over 88 different lovers including cabinet members, silver-screen stars and even members of the royal family .... Magic! but this was to be the opening gambit in the most sensational, costliest and long running divorce case that Britain had ever seen....



The Duke's evidence included a series of Marge's salacious diaries along with some compromising photographs taken with a Polaroid camera. The most scandalous images showed the Duchess, dressed in her signature three strands of pearls -but nothing else- fellating a naked man in her mirrored gilt and silver art-deco bathroom. Other photographs showed a man masturbating for the camera in the same bathroom. These naughty pictures, only showed the man from the neck down and it led the press, overexcited with the ongoing Profumo affair, to launch a campaign to identify exactly who was this headless man? There were very strong rumours that it might be the cabinet minister Duncan Sandys (the son-in-law of Winston Churchill) or the famous film star Douglas Fairbanks Jr...amongst other likely candidates… but the man’s identity was never proven .…

Lord Wheatley, who granted the divorce in a 50,000-word report that took more than three hours to read, pilloried Marge as a high-class harlot. oh dear! Her Ladyship’s reputation, of course, was entirely ruined by the ensuing scandal and indeed she became known as ‘the Dirty Duchess’…. so much for 'Swinging London'! .... After the divorce, she was ostracised by the society that had once flocked to her glittering parties. Marge was also ruined financially. She tried to capitalise on her notoriety by showing groups of rubberneckers around the Mayfair house, but the Grosvenor estate quickly put a stop to that.

Indeed Marge was forced to sell the house in 1978, moving into an apartment at the Grosvenor House Hotel before ending up in a Pimlico nursing home. There have been books, biographies, articles and a even a full-length opera (Powder Her Face, by Thomas Adès) devoted to Marge’s times in the Mayfair house but -a true lady to the end- she died in 1993 without ever revealing the identity of that headless man …..



Well the house comes to market following a comprehensive three year refurbishment which has sought to preserve or restore the most beautiful period and art deco features and combine them with the very most 21st Century of creature comforts. The entrance hallways is like a window on to a bygone era of London glamour ….. highly reminiscent of Claridge’s lobby you can just imagine famous guests such as Noël Coward, Cary Grant, Anthony Eden being ushered through the door by her Ladyship’s excellent butler, Simpson. Apparently he would show them up the beautiful staircase, past portraits by Panini and Gainsborough, .... and soon they’d be drinking cocktails in the first floor drawing room with royalty and film stars like Lauren Bacall, Deborah Kerr and a young Joan Collins. Indeed this amazin' room was once the very lynchpin of post-war London society and played host to glittering gatherings that attracted the cream of Hollywood idols, society figures and leading politicians…indeed you can still almost hear the clink of champagne glasses and hee-hawing of pardee guests ….



The original ground floor dining room is now a spectacular kitchen diner with a bespoke and handcrafted La Cornue island complete with that ‘essential’ - a teppanyaki plate! and a built in Nespresso coffee machine – bet the Duchess would have loved all that …. There’s now a cinema room in the basement that comes with red velvet walls and gold pillars. It seats eight and features an integrated red velvet curtain that’s swings opens to reveal a 108 inch screen with true cinema surround…..Magic! And of course the bathroom….. well the original art deco bath and basin have been refurbished and are now complemented by hand painted tiles and an amazing ‘walk through’ overhead shower ..... Some of the mirror'd walls remain but one particularly nice touch is that with one click of yer Creston unit and the gilt framed mirror over the fireplace turns into a TV…..now we’re sure the Duchess would have approved…. check it out here



Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Former London Home Of Damon Dash, Glebe Place SW3



UPDATE: This is the Chelsea spread that the Beckhams looked at recently with a view to purchasing for circa £10,000,000. They decided it was a no-goer and so it's now up for rent at £5000 per week. Check it out here....

It isn't the first time Mrs Beckham has seen the house - Lady V first viewed it back in 2002 but passed it on to urban music mogul Damon Dash. At the time, the "King of Bling" was looking for a London base whilst the pair were collaborating on an ambitious 'rap record'. He rented the amazing property until 2005 when he was infamously evicted for £53,644 in unpaid rent. The Victorian artists studio house consists of three-stories, five bedrooms, designer kitchen, home cinema, basement pool, roof terrace and wait for it.....two blue plaques. Not one...but two....but more on that later



Messr Dash once described the property as follows......
" I like the terrace in this house because the floor is glass, so you can see what’s going on downstairs. It’s cool. I like to sit out here, smoke a nice cigar and kick it with a nice lady. I like to tell her things she wants to hear, you know...... I know French, so I say she’s très jolie.”



"The bathroom to one side has a free-standing bath and the shower has all these jets all over the place. It’s like being in a car wash.....I enjoy the kitchen because it’s like a convertible car. The doors and the roof open and it’s like you’re in the open air”.

“But the best piece of style is outside." - On the wall next to the front door are two blue plaques celebrating the lives of two former famous residents — a sculptor and a president of the Royal Academy of Arts. - “I’m going to get one of those, too. I’m famous. I’m taking over the world with Roc-A-Fella, with Rocawear, with Armadale vodka. Everybody will know my name but I can’t put my actual name on the house because I don’t want everybody knowing where I live, so I’m just going to get the plaque and write: ‘Roc-A-Fella For Life’.” ...Magic!



Finally of the pool room....... “I can do 10 laps in this pool. It’s really deep in there and while I am swimming or chillin’ in the Jacuzzi, I can watch Scarface on the giant movie screen and feel like Al Pacino. I love this crib. It’s gangsta beautiful.”



That man is a seriously ice-cold-chillin-cool....

Sunday, 15 November 2009

Sachs of Gold In Hampstead Village, NW3



Last week the boss of Goldman Sachs - Lloyd Blankfein - quite literally sent shockwaves around the globe with his revelation that bankers were actually doing 'God's work'. Well marvellous! Though this soundbite must have raised a few eyebrows amongst Britain’s clergy and ecclesiastical ministers who have hitherto mistakenly believed that this might be their area of expertise. Anyhow….. it set the Hound to thinking … where would such angels live? ssshhhurely some monastic cell style surroundings - devoid of earthly temptations that might distract them from their good deeds? Well… funnily enough… no….

Indeed it came as quite a surprise to learn that one such heavenly do-gooder, the former UK managing director of Goldmine Sachs, has just sold a vast pile in Hampstead Village, NW3 for over £10 million. The aptly named Jennifer Moses and her husband Ron Beller are reportedly parting the seas and making an exit from London. Apparently the couple are bound for San Francisco’s distant shores …. spreading God’s word like modern day missionaries ….



Financial rainmaker Moses became an unwitting figurehead for City extravagance back in 2004 when it emerged that her assistant had embezzled more than £1million from her bank account - and she was so wealthy - she hadn't even noticed. Joyti De-Laurey was sentenced to seven years in prison for the theft, which actually totalled £4.4 million from both Mrs M and two other Goldman employees. The trial turned our Joyti into a sort of national anti-hero but also brought Mrs M widespread ridicule especially after the court heard titillating lifestyle details ... such as how the couple's 8,374 st ft Hampstead pile was so large that they frequently emailed each other rather than shout down the banisters. Incidentally.. husband - Mr Ron - is himself an investment banker and was the founder of Peloton Partners, the hedge fund that collapsed in a spectacular blow-out last year after reportedly taking bad bets on US mortgages - at a personal cost of some £20 million. Ouch!

Anyway….. their seven-bedroom "substantial Georgian house" overlooking London's Hampstead Heath has reportedly been shifted earlier this year for 10,750,000 bangers through joint agents Savills and Knight Frank. One of Hampsteads ‘hidden treasures’ it comes with its own vast secluded and walled garden and the house itself features a stunnin’ contemporary interior designed by society decorator Gabhan O’Keefe (who did Sketch restaurant). Forbes magazine rather harshly described the unsual curved entrance hall (pictured top of post) as being ‘1970’s Star Trek gone wrong’… but the Hound kind of loves it… in fact the whole thing looks …..brave and bold. Striking choices have been made with pink and gold flock wallpaer and multi coloured rugs. In fact the modern glass extension kitchen looks comparatively tame ….





There’s a drawing room, library, cinema, entertainment room, passenger lift, boot room, wine cellar and all that palavah plus a master suite and 6 further bedrooms. The layout is feels a bit awkward but that’s because the original early Georgian manor house has had a substantial extension stuck on - dating from the 1920's and created by architectural master Edward Lutyens no less..... that aside it's amazin!

Anyway check this beautiful baby out here and here.



Saturday, 14 November 2009

Marc Quinn's Shoreditch Studio

Image Credit: The Observer

According to the fancy schmancy gallery ‘White Cube’ - artist "Marc Quinn’s wide-ranging oeuvre displays a preoccupation with the mutability of the body and the dualisms that define human life: spiritual and physical, surface and depth, cerebral and sexual." …… Fantastic!! but what does all that mean? ….. the Hound finds it easier to think of Mister Q as being that bloke who made a self-portrait-come-ice-sculpture using nine pints of his own frozen congealed blood.

Indeed his work 'Self' caused an appropriate ‘sensation’ when it took pride of place in artmaster Charles Saatchi’s YBA showcase exhibition 'Sensation' at the Royal Academy back in 1991. It caused a further sensation a few years later when Meester Saatchi's kitchen fitters switched the freezer off by accident…. presumably they were just looking for a slice of wifey, Nigella Lawson’s lovely lovely chocolate cake. Anyway … the end result….a partially melted art-mess and blood all over the carpet...... Oh dear….

Since then Quinn is perhaps better known today for his contemporary re-reading of Roman statuary in the form of a heavily pregnant Alison Lapper, a woman who was born without arms which featured as a major piece of public art for the fourth plinth of Trafalgar Square.

Now then..... the Observer took a snoop here around his artsy studio in Shoreditch where all these ideas and more are generated. Interesting … but low on imagery….. the Hound wants to see more….

Friday, 13 November 2009

Richmond or Death? The Ladderstile House



Author Virgina Woolf once exclaimed that if she had a choice between ‘living in Richmond’ and ‘death’ - then she would surely choose ‘death’. This tribute to the sub-urban calm of this picturesque part of London would surely horrify most of its residents, but perhaps Woolfy wouldn’t have found things quite so ‘dull as dishwater’ if the Ladderstile house had been available back then in 1914.



A striking contemporary masterpiece adjacent to Richmond Park ….. this pile is a complicated confection of sliding glass screens, filligree steel panels and wooden cross-laminated beams - all wrapped around a central ‘secret garden’. There is a stunnin' turquoise-tiled indoor pool, bespoke staircase, a cinema room and free under-floor heating - thanks to nine geothermal boreholes driven 100 meters down into the earth.





Two voluminous floors come with 320m2 of full-height glass surrounding all the principal living spaces. As a result light and colour flood in from every discernible angle – even here in dreary rain-swept London! Indeed, what makes this house truly breathtaking are those scenic views of oak trees, deers and other whatnot ….. imagine knockin’ back a succession of triple-vodka-redbulls whilst watching the sunset over Richmond park ….. Magic! The interior also comes with uniquely extravagant little touches all over ..... the front door has a relief map of the park etched into it, whilst the wine cellar comes with the label patterns shotblasted into the glass, there are acid-splashed resin floors and a stunning hydroponic second-storey vertical garden. Oooh fancy!



What must be a truly unique aspect for London though - this place actually houses a stable for two horses with 24 hour direct equestrian access onto the park itself. The Hound has always been too urbane for such antics but he can imagine how Ricmond’s legions of well-heeled horsey-ladyees might clamour at the opportunity to canter through such greenery at all hours. Yee ha!

Anyway …. the house is the project of David and Anjana Devoy who bought the land for about £950,000 in 2006, and spent two years working with Threefold Architects to transform the plot into this sublime space. Professional property snoops will perhaps recognize this bohemian barrister coupling of old. They were featured on Channel 4’s Grand Designs in their previous property – a new-build house in Clapham which was made to curve around a mature tree in their garden. That house made the cover of many interior magazines and architectural glossies and obviously the success of that project has seduced them into creating even grander, dreamier projects such as this.

The Ladderstile house is rented out but remains for sale with Hamptons International in a kind of 'off-market' way for £5,000,000. Check it out here.



The Devoys curved Clapham house in Trouville road SW4 is also for sale but in a more 'on-market' way at £1,500,000.
It is featured on property blog ‘Winging It’ so check that out there.

Thursday, 12 November 2009

Bourne Street, SW1: The Million Pound Property Experiment (Belgravia Edition)



The Hound can remember a time, not so long ago, when cheeky twosome Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan were just another pair of ‘camp as Christmas’ daytime-telly decorators spray-mounting painted doilies onto the walls of unsuspecting ‘makeover’ victims. Today however …. they are known all over the world for their mischievous interior design antics… Anyway … in a bid to further increase their media-reach they are (according to the Rat and Mouse) teetering on the precipice of entering the UK version of the sado-masochistic reality game show “I’m a Celebrity!” which cracks open a fresh new series next week. Can’t wait….no but really…can you imagine?

Arguably, however, the show which catapulted them to international-prime time-acclaim was the ‘Million Pound Property Experiment’, a telly series broadcast in 2003-2004 which aired on the BBC. Taking over two and a half years to make, rapt viewers were treated to these Glaswegian boys attempting to scale the property ladder in just seven rungs. The show drew a regular audience of over four million viewers as the pairsome started out with a £100,000 loan from the Beeb and promptly proceeded to crack some fairly underwhelming deals. From making £15,000 apiece on properties one and two (Birmingham & Stratford), profit on properties three and four (Bristol & Harrogate) actually dropped to a paltry £1,000. Oh dear…. hardly an inspirational business model for budding property developers to follow…... Though of course ….what actually made the show compulsive viewing were the fractious tussles with their ‘straight as an arrow’ builder Nigel, the accusations of damaging a listed building, their bitchy arguments and the possible showdown with the tax man over stamp duty (Leamington).

However …. when we finally arrived at property number 7 ….. "A cottage! In Belgravia!" - purchased for a whoppin £780,000 it all looked like these two were really coming unstuck…at least financially. Entertaining as it was…. with so much license payers money at stake the BBC did the sensible thing, and approached Alan Higgs, a highly experienced architect to ‘work with’ Colin and Justin.

His remit was clearly to ensure that the BBC bacon was brought back home on this baby in Bourne Street, SW1. Indeed…. Higgs worked some extraordinary magic on the place. A refurb expert, he gutted and refitted the shack, plus designed and built the whole width rear extension in just 16 weeks from commission to completion. Wowsers! The actual building works took just 10 weeks — not normally achievable but thanks to telly magic….anything is possible! Whilst all this dramarama was taking place in the background Colin et Justin continued to play their part swanning in and out for the cameras, sweet-talking fancy SW1 estate agents and somehow triumphing over various crises…. Magic! Just what interior design is all about…..in the Hounds experience anyway….



In the end though who cares who did what? what was important was the money….. this little Belgravia house saved the series from Titanic disaster by selling at a blistering £1,250,000 thereby raking in a £227,000 gain for charity. Indeed it practically made the whole project worthwhile. Well done everyone!

The eagle-eyed amongst you might note that the real moral of the storey lies somewhere in the fact that the compact and bijou Belgravia house was actually no bigger than the £100,000 Birmingham house where this whole adventure began. Ultimately this was therefore an experiment in proving that location-and not size- is everything…… but of course you all knew that already……

See some more here under townhouse projects: Belgravia
Interior Credits: Alan Higgs

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

'Moving On' : Myleene Klass in N21



Myleene Klass, who rose to prominence in a skimpy white bikini under an open-air waterfall, is selling her new build mansion in the north London suburb of Winchmore Hill… according to The Sunday Times. Former pop warbler Klass, daughter Ava, and her fiancé Graham Quinn, moved in to the brick-built sprawl just before Christmas 2007 after shelling out £975,000.

Winchmore Hill may be a far-out distant suburb with no Tube service - but in the posh streets surrounding the green - it still has the feel of a rural village.... Yes... the sort of rural village that has lavish gated modern mansions and attracts a succession of celebrities such as Jamie and Louise Redknapp, Melanie Sykes, James Caan of Dragons’ Den and Sid Owen from EastEnders who have all lived in these tree-lined parts over the years.



Klass’s house comes served in the favoured ‘footballers wives’ style and has a new 2009 price tag of 1,450,000 bangers attached. Uncompromisingly modern it will win no architectural awards but provides over 4000 sq ft of top drawer luxury accommodation across two storeys. The spread includes three bedrooms, a gym, fibre optic gadgits, celeby friendly CCTV security and a gravelled drive with remote controlled front gates…. Magic, if all somewhat personality-lite.



White walls, simple furniture and an attractive modern oak kitchen opening onto the expansive gardens are only disrupted by the one ‘statement’ wall of flock wallpaper …. but then the family Klass haven’t been her for long. Perhaps our Myleene is moving on in order to up the ante in her efforts to crack America. Whilst she exhibits many varied talents such as singing, dancing, astronomy, modeling and playing Aerodynamic by Daft Punk on a piano in her Pantene advert, Klass has not found the crossover to American television quite as smooth as she might have hoped...... The mother-of-one reportedly signed a £100,000 last-minute deal to host the US version of borderline torture/ reality game show “I’m a Celebrity get me out of here”. Unfortunately though, lukewarm reviews have followed. Myleene, along with co-host Damien Fahey were branded 'wooden’ and a leading critic from US showbiz bible Entertainment Weekly described the co-hosts’ efforts as ‘dreadful’.





However the Daily Mail reports that the American public may be warming to her especially after the 31-year-old managed to glue herself to a bed in her hotel room in Costa Rica, where the show was filmed. Myleene cried for help after she sprayed herself with insect repellent so strong that it reacted with the varnish on her bedposts thereby bonding her to the frame. 'Hotel staff had to peel her off slowly but surely,' a source is quoted as telling The Currant Bun. Magic!

Check it out here



hmmm....granola!!

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Eyes Wide Shut At 33 Portland Place, W1


First impressions of 33 Portland Place, Fitzrovia are imposing ….. a vast Robert Adam masterpiece dating from 1755 the grandest of double doors swing open on to an aristocratic entrance hall with stone floors, sky-high ceilings and man-sized Ming vases.

However look closer and the walls are cracked, the paint is flaking and surfaces are grimy. In fact there's a slightly squalid feel to this pile which is the London base of 43-year-old Lord ‘Fast Eddie’ Davenport. In 1999, Davenport infamously managed to acquire the fag-end 20 year lease on this house from the Sierra Leone High Commission for a mere £50,000. At the time, the country was in the middle of a civil war; and their High Commission literally had no cash, they themselves hadn't been paid for months. The house was by then in such a hazardous state of disrepair that there was a real danger of the lease being forfeited and the Commission being thrown out into the street.

Before it came to this, the Commissioner (Cyril Foray) decided to downsize and downscale. However, when the Sierra Leone government discovered that the house had been sold for such a paltry sum - they promptly began legal action. They alleged that Foray had connived with Davenport to defraud the country out of the house. Ultimately however these charges were dropped and Davenport, who was exonerated of any wrongdoing, kept hold of the building. The house is today valued at approximately £30,000,000.

Since then Eddie has made a further fortune throwing parties for Russian oligarchs, British soopemodels and Hollywood idols in its 24 bedrooms, eight reception rooms, billiard room and ballroom. The parties have been attended by the celebrity likes of Ronnie Wood, Mick Jagger, Paris Hilton, Hugh Grant, Heidi Klum, Vivienne Westwood and Keira Knightley. Boy George's 40th birthday party took place here in 2001 as well as a gathering organised by the Rothschild family, which was attended by Princes William and Harry. Oooh royalty!

Indeed the mansion has become an all round ‘events space’ and is rented out on a daily basis for launches and photo shoots.... the organisers of which love its air of dilapidated grandeur. The video for Amy Winehouse's 2006 single "Rehab" was filmed in the building's run-down billiard room (picture top) but even more exotically .... an Agent Provocateur photoshoot featuring Kate Moss sporting some top drawer knickers gave rise to the DVD and book called the 'Four dreams of Miss X'. How naughty..... Viewers of a nervous disposition should avert their eyes now...



Even more naughty though…..the most notorious of the events held at the mansion were the ‘Club Fever’ nights. An expose led by the Sunday Mirror, screamed "Biggest ever filthy rich orgy," as an undercover hack revealed that Eyes Wide Shut-style orgiastic parties were taking place in these stately surrounds. The tabloid described in lurid detail 'Britain's elite, including aristocrats, politicians, civil servants, lawyers and rich brokers from City institutions, indulging in a free-for all with scientists, corporate directors, a TV presenter, fashion models and an Olympic athlete. A mass of naked men and women romping on a pink satin-covered bed and in the basement jacuzzi.' Apparently the bed, in the 'playroom', (pictures below) had been reinforced with steel to cope with the weight of Britain's establishment at play. All for just £150 entry…. Magic! Check it out here

The First Floor Playroom ....





Down In The Basement .......